Happy
Holidays from everyone at T.A.G. Your one-stop shopping source for all your
killing needs.
It isn’t all stabbings, poisonings, and shootings here at The Assassins’ Guild.
We decided to pause that and take a little time to celebrate being alive, and
for some, being in love.
This is your friendly communications agent, Mr. No, here to tell you about the
holiday fun Mr. H and his boys got up to this one Christmas.
Once upon a time, there was a Bob. This Bob got tasked with three missions.
Not just any old ordinary missions, but missions of love…
Between guarding Connor, being stalked by Enrique, and being his usual sneaky
self, Bob must put into motion three big surprises for his chosen family.
But it’s not all snowman contests and catching Mr. Ti in potentially
embarrassing situations while they vacation in a chateau outside of Paris. Oh
no, something is afoot. Mr. H won’t let the new problem code-named The Poacher
interfere with family time.
So, take a little time out of your busy schedule and join us for a T.A.G.
Family Christmas the likes of you’ll never forget.
Attention: This story contains adorableness taken to a whole new level. There
are adult situations, language, kinky snowmen, and all the churros you can eat.
Author’s Note: The Assassins' Guild Series are enclosed stories, but they
are all connected and best read in order.
Don’t miss our reviews of the rest of The Assassins' Guild series!
For book one, T.A.G. You're Seen, click HERE.
For book two, T.A.G. You're Heard, click HERE.
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Connor
Paris, France
Sixteen Days till Christmas
Lights twinkled, making the bare trees that lined the Champs Elysée seem full once more in the early evening darkness. This far north, the sun was long set by five. My breath puffed in the chilly air in front of me as I looked down the wide avenue with the Arc de Triumph behind me. The sound of the cars zooming around the large roundabout was dim to my ears as I stood in awe of the sight before me.
Ice glistened on the branches as the smell of—a sharp elbow jabbed my bicep. “Are you going to stand here all evening gaping? I’m freezing my nuts off here, and you promised me lots of mulled wine and fresh churros.”
I side-eyed Yoshi with a huff. “I was imprinting this moment to my memory. Plus, look how pretty it is. Besides, I told you to wear a thicker jacket.”
“Well, if we move, I won’t be so cold, and I didn’t want to look like a marshmallow man.”
“At least I’m warm and fashionable.” I’d worn a poofy teal coat that went to mid-thigh, toasty flannel lined jeans with fleece-lined boots. I topped off my outfit with matching earmuffs that had cat ears on them and a pair of our special cold weather gloves that kept my hands perfectly warm while not losing any dexterity nor the ability to operate any of our touchscreen electronics.
Yoshi pogoed on his toes, and I looked back over to Bob, who shrugged. “Well, at least let me get some photos first.”
“Fuck. It’s cold.” Yoshi blew into his hands.
“Well, I offered you earmuffs, but you scoffed at me. Dmitry told you to at least take a scarf and you scoffed at him. I think you just like suffering and complaining about it.” I took the opportunity to pull my scarf over my nose to try to warm it. The wind by the Arc was a bit too much for my comfort.
Yoshi laughed heartily. “Of course I like suffering.”
“That’s not what you said this morning. You were begging for Dmitry to stop torturing and fuck you,” I quipped.
“Damn thin walls in that place.” Yoshi blushed a little then shrugged it off. “I’m not the only one who’s loud. How tight is your Daddy’s hole? I don’t think I quite heard.”
I grinned wide and licked my lips. “Mmmmm, so tight. He hugs my cock—”
Yoshi shoulder checked me, nearly making me stumble into someone walking in the opposite direction. “And he’s so hot and the way he flexes—” I dodged Yoshi and caught up to Bob, who had taking point. He arched an eyebrow at me as I used him as a shield.
“Brat.”
“You’re just jealous.” I stuck my tongue out at him.
“I do not want to know what Oz’s ass even looks like, much less feels.”
I fell back in step with Yoshi. “Eww, no, of course not, but I meant that you never get to fuck Dmitry.”
Yoshi shrugged. “Eh, it’s not something I need. Sometimes it’d be nice but I’m good.”
We were finally topside again. So many people were out shopping or having dinner. There were many tourists as well, but it was the Champs Elysée, so that was expected. The next day they were going shopping in the fashion district. I wasn’t a clothes whore by any means, but if you’re going to come to Paris, you must at least do some clothes shopping.
“Do you want to stop for a coffee?”
“No, let’s go to Tiffany’s like you want first.”
A nervous excitement bubbled in my gut as we got closer to the store. “Are you sure you don’t want something too?”
“Yeah, I’m sure. We do a lot of things together, but I think we can skip this one.”
“Don’t you want to marry Dmitry?”
“Sure, someday, but it’s not something I really think about. He’s not going anywhere. He promised and he has my key.”
I nodded as I walked through the door that Bob held open to the multilevel shop. “Maybe you can get him like a diamond-encrusted cock ring?”
“Nah, do you know what a pain that would be to clean?”
Angie – ☆☆☆☆☆
I love this series and this book was just as great as the first two! Paris at
Christmas? Yes, please! I loved everything about this book. I love these guys
and all I can say is I need MORE Bob!!! Great holiday read and I can't wait for
the next installment.
Ruthie – ☆☆☆☆
I have just read all three of these books in a row – what a lot of fun. Rather
dark books #1 & #2, but this is pure Christmas joy – and as well as a lot
of loving, a rather exciting surprise, which will be fun to follow in a future
installment.
The T.A.G. top tier go off to a Chateau near Paris for a 'family' Christmas.
Both Connor and Yoshi are with their men enjoying the holidays, making grand,
if somewhat kinky gestures of love! Bob, Connor's shadow since he saved his
life, has an interesting exchange with the Haitian, and reveals more of himself
before the story is over. Mostly though, it is a lot of fun in Paris at
winter... something most of us could get behind!
Hooked on this series and looking forward to the next one coming out already!
A.G.
CAROTHERS is actually a dragon very cleverly disguised as a human. They are a
non-binary author of LGBTQIA Romance and Urban Fantasy, who enjoys writing
original and entertaining stories. They are very excited to share the worlds they've
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